You want to live a life worth living? Here’s some advice to that end (or, at least, advice that ends, just eight bullet points and a curt valediction later):

  • Seize the day (gently caress the night)
  • Get back on the bull (unless it’s an actual bull, then run for your life…and stop riding bulls)
  • Never give up (unless you’re doing something stupid; then stop doing whatever it is and don’t start again)
  • Always look both ways before crossing the street (unless the sun is located on one side of the street; in that case advert your eyes from that direction because…)
  • Never stare directly at the sun (unless your contact lenses are solar powered, or something really awesome on the sun is going on, like a Radiohead concert)
  • The love you take is equal to the love you make (which I don’t understand, mostly because I’m terrible at math)
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today (I don’t have a witty comment for this one and don’t really have time to come up with one right now, but I will be sure get back to you in a day or two)
  • Don’t spend your time reading terrible blogs (don’t spend your time reading terrible blogs).

Good luck!

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